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Thanks for dropping by.
Here's just a bit about me. I am someone who doesn't mind people hating me.
And hates people who doesn't mind me hating them.
In other words, I hate myself (:
Tao Nan School Hwa Chong Institution 6J'08 The Imperial Republic of Aphelion Aceron The First, 1A1'09, Hwa Chong Institution TNS Library HCIBand Concert and Military Band, Saxophone Section
Son of Adam, Blessed Child of Lord God
Bdae: 7 Jul'96 (Exactly 2 years before my bro's birthday)
Warf. I have never imagined that this day would actually happen...and happen to me. I was on my way home from my AEP lessons (with all that dumb, bulky stuff) and my journey was as follows:
1. Bus from school to Little India Station (NEL)
2. MRT from Little India to Sengkang Station
3. LRT from Sengkang Station to home.
So as I was boarding the train in Little India Station, the train was packed (with indians lah wad else)...er...sry for the racism :) I'm not trying to be racist, really. Because as I ran from door to door (all of them were filled right full), I couldn't find any space for me to stand, taking into consideration the bulky things I had.
Then. Alas. Finally. A spot.
That was good. =)
So I ran right into that door, only to be surprised to see an Indian lady with her husband at the doorstep. As I tried to halt (so as not to collide into them), the doors started to close. Could not break in time...then I tripped - towards the door, as it was closing.
Then I felt a firm grip. Guess whose? Not the husband's, but that Indian lady's. I looked up at her, as the doors slammed shut in just mere centimetres from my face. Of course lah, I thanked her...but her response? She just frowned and said "Wad did I do-ooo? (in that indian accent) Thanking me-ee?"
Dun know wad to say; so I just nodded. But she still had that cusory look - and she was staring right into my face. I tried to smile, and finally she did. (Woof...took her that long?)
Nevertheless, I'd really want to thank her for that strong pull which might have saved me from the untimely clutches of __________. (You fill it in yourself; death? decapitation? nvm...) You know, maybe I should change my title to "a lady saved my life"...but since Zuo Min wants in catchy, so hu cares that much anyways.
But seriously man, if it weren't for her, I would be dead crap by now. You would probably see me lying in the hospital's ICU (not Ms Lam's term for ppl lyk me who are very weak in compos...and are still housed in the ICU...) and with tubes stuck all over my body...wrists, nostrils...
No matter how small a deed that was to that lady, it has within itself, a profound connotation level to me. And right now, a question struck me: Should I bring fewer things for my AEP lessons in my future, because not everyone has the same kind heart as that lady?
Two Cows
|8:25 AM|
To all my friends out there, I'm not sure if you have read this before, but I got this from a forwarded email. And to those of you who understand the last bit of it, try not to laugh too loudly if you haven't read this before. :)
(*sighs*)So bored and tired. Need to sleep yet can't sleep. Loaded with works. Then, I checked my email only to find this...
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TRADITIONAL CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one and bought a baby bull. Nurse and feed it well; They mate, your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You invest & kept the gains into the country reserve, You sell them and everyone retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You mortgage both of them to the bank & obtain investment for two more cows, Then re-mortgage the investment the four cows for eight cows and continue to do likewise, The financial market was flooding with mortgages & investments in cow's assets, No one knows where & who owned the original 2 cow's ...... ? Then these 2 original cows grew old & eventually died, You are surprised when there's No Asset to back up the mortgage or repay the loan ??? Finally, You ask the govt to bail out the collapse financial cow's market! A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch..
A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.. You claim full empl oyment and high bovine productivity. You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them.
A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre. Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply. When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20. The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead. Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.
And last but not least,
A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION You have two cows, One "cow-peh" and one "cow-bu". ___________________________________________
Okay. I know its lame. But doesn't it just reflect the culture of different countries so authentically? Up to you to decide, but if you have any comments, feel free to type them down. Kays?
Erm... I know that I am supposed to sleep right now...it's er 1.29AM on the clock... but I can't sleep. Don't know why though. Maybe it's because I am getting too emotional these few days (don't laugh :D ) and I think because I am having this sense of emptiness lying dormant in my memory cells, which seem to be rusty from neglect. (oops...1.32AM, and all I can type is this! And I thought I was a fast typist *sigh*)
This sense of emptiness - something that I cannot describe. I just have this mental photo montage replaying at the speed of a rickshaw - really slow...plod plod slow... And I really feel like reviving these dead memory cells. (1.33AM) I find that I cannot concentrate on my work and have to get to the keyboard to blog or read my class blog...that could be because I know that this emptiness is growing and growing...steadily, yet slowly. Well, but since I am feeling so....down right now (to put it that way), I have just found some stuff which you might find interesting :)... (1.35AM -_=")
A Message From Sarah Palin Right I know that some of you might have watched it before. How about this one?
Warf. I have never imagined that this day would actually happen...and happen to me. I was on my way home from my AEP lessons (with all that dumb, bulky stuff) and my journey was as follows: 
And to those of you who understand the last bit of it, try not to laugh too loudly if you haven't read this before. :)
his...
Maybe you should read it from right to left. I dun know.
No offence here...but you might want to take this one seriously. Any comments? :)
Woof. Nice lights. They could just brighten up the nightsky with all of em on at one shot. Wanna bet?
